Grrr...or How to deal with having children and PMS at the same time.

Step one: Tie children up.

Step two: Lock them in a room.

Step three: Drink Bottle of wine.

Step four: Repeat step three.

(disclaimer: I would never and have never drank two bottles of wine while having my children tied up and locked in a room. I make sure one of them has a knife, usually the little one as the bigger one can't be trusted, so they can get free in case I pass out!)..

(extra disclaimer: Seriously do you really think I would do that?)